Cute. But Funny.
Alexander
(Untarian Universalist Pantheist)
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> How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is ****ning, the day is young, we've got our
> whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
> burned out bulb?
>
> 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
> up to code.
>
> 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
>
> 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
>
> 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
>
> 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
> I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
>
> 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
> the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
> more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
> the situation.
>
> 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
> walls and furniture. (how true)!
>
> 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
> bulb!
>
> 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
> dark.
>
> 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
> bulb."
>
> 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
> 13. Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
> little circle...
>
> 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
> By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>
> How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
> question is:
>
> "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
> massage?"
>
> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
> STAFF!
>
> More light bulb funnies - http://jmm.aaa.net.au/catalog/keyword/l-5.htm
>
> --
> Shalom! Rowland Croucher
>
> "If only it were so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere
> insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary to separate them
> from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and
evil
> cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to
destroy
> a piece of his own heart?" Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
>
> http://jmm.aaa.net.au/
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