Jasmine, you idiot!

I had said, you are right. You knew I am going to read your blog. That
is why it was addressed to me.

So I started thinking outside my tiny microcosm's limit. I went
outside cosmos and saw hell. Your name is on roll. You are going there
and that Gort is going to torture you but will not allow you to die.

When you want to be out of hell and sign up for heaven just say...

"Gort! neo barada nikto!"

Oh your saviour lord jesus is with me drinking vodka and eating potato
chips. Now there is only one way to stop his drinking. I use it
everyday.

I am going to show him cross! And he will run out scared.