lorr wrote:
> On Fri, 09 May 2008 10:00:10 -0400, ^@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>---*=# wrote:
>
>
>>"Invisible Lurker" <ansaman@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>news:SwTUj.22400$7a.4806@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>Renli said:
>>>
>>>>On May 9, 8:59 am, DharmaTroll <dharmatr...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>If a poster said (and not with irony or satire) "I am an enlightened
>>>>>once-returner" or "I am a fully enlightened arhat" or whatever, I
>>>>>wouldn't even need to test them -- I'd assume their nutz to begin
>>>>>with.
>>>>
>>>>Why would you assume that? Do you mean you would assume that without
>>>>investigating further to make sure?
>>>
>>>Well that is because he knows *I* am enlightened and like the man says,
>>>"There can only be one." If anybody else is enlightened, I have to go
>>>chop their head off and after all the movie style special effects, I
>>>absorb their essence.
>>>
>>>I achieved enlightenment by rubbing myself all over with Cremora (TM)
>>>Coffee Creamer. I had seen it enlighten my coffee, and DAMN! it worked
>>>on me.
>>>
>>>So ask me a question...go ahead and I will lay the ultimate wisdom on
>>>you....if you understand the answer!
>>
>>dear enlightened one,
>>
>>i have been eating lightbulbs day after day trying to get enlightened.
>>am i following the proper discipline ?
>>
>>regards,
>>enlightened wannabe
>
>
> Heard this one yesterday,
>
> A rich guy and poor guy were talking in a bar about what they were
> getting their wives for Mother's Day. The rich guy said I got my wife a
> diamond bracelet and a mercedes so if she doesn't like the bracelet she
> can take it back to the jewelers in her new car. The poor guy said I
just
> got my wife some slippers and a dildo so if she doesn't like the
slippers
> she can go **** herself.
I don't say, this often, but....LOL!
DT
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