On Fri, 09 May 2008 10:00:10 -0400, ^@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>---*=# wrote:
> "Invisible Lurker" <ansaman@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:SwTUj.22400$7a.4806@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Renli said:
>>> On May 9, 8:59 am, DharmaTroll <dharmatr...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> If a poster said (and not with irony or satire) "I am an enlightened
>>>> once-returner" or "I am a fully enlightened arhat" or whatever, I
>>>> wouldn't even need to test them -- I'd assume their nutz to begin
>>>> with.
>>>
>>> Why would you assume that? Do you mean you would assume that without
>>> investigating further to make sure?
>>
>> Well that is because he knows *I* am enlightened and like the man says,
>> "There can only be one." If anybody else is enlightened, I have to go
>> chop their head off and after all the movie style special effects, I
>> absorb their essence.
>>
>> I achieved enlightenment by rubbing myself all over with Cremora (TM)
>> Coffee Creamer. I had seen it enlighten my coffee, and DAMN! it worked
>> on me.
>>
>> So ask me a question...go ahead and I will lay the ultimate wisdom on
>> you....if you understand the answer!
>
> dear enlightened one,
>
> i have been eating lightbulbs day after day trying to get enlightened.
> am i following the proper discipline ?
>
> regards,
> enlightened wannabe
Heard this one yesterday,
A rich guy and poor guy were talking in a bar about what they were
getting their wives for Mother's Day. The rich guy said I got my wife a
diamond bracelet and a mercedes so if she doesn't like the bracelet she
can take it back to the jewelers in her new car. The poor guy said I just
got my wife some slippers and a dildo so if she doesn't like the slippers
she can go fuck herself.
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