Re: Why was Jesus crucified?

<saint7peter@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:


> pure bull****

AMEN!

Dear Trew Kristyun saint7peter

Kissy kissy!  Now you pucker up and greet me with a kiss. (Romans 6:16; 
1Corinthians 16:20; 2 Corinthians13:12; I Thessalonians 5:26; 1 Peter
5:14.) 
I am refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. You make
silence 
a wonderful thing to look forward to.  However I took exception to your 
recent scribble


It was:
[X] backmasked with Satanic messages
[X] Pagan
[X] New Age
[X] unChristian
[X] Secular Humanist
[X] written in King James English
[X] written in tongues and did not include the interpretation


Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[X] You flamed the Archbishop of Canterbury
[X] You flamed the Pope
[X] You flamed God
[X] You contradicted Jesus
[X] You contradicted yourself several times
[X] You mindlessly chanted the Pente Mantra several times
[X] You repeatedly assumed unwarranted spiritual, moral or intellectual
superiority


My informed, considered, rational and logical answer to your scribble is
in
the acronyms:

[X] AWGTHTGTTSA
[X] DBEYR
[X] DILLIGAD
[X] DQYDJ
[X] FUBAR
[X] GIGO
[X] HUYA
[X] LSHHTCMS
[X] NRN
[X] PMF
[X] SITD
[X] SOI
[X] TAFL
[X] VI
[X] YGBK


I'd explain them to you, but your brain would explode.


It is recommended that you:
[X] Buy an indulgence from me.
[X] Send me a triple tithe.
[X] Do penance.
[X] Devote your life to missionary work in Iraq and Afghanistan.
[X] Start up a Christian Clown Ministry
[X] Start up a Kristyun Skool


QUESTIONS TO UNDERSTAND YOU BETTER:


[X]  Jesus said in  Matthew 5:42, "Give to him that asketh thee, and from 
him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away."  May I have your house 
and car and may I borrow your most prized possession?
[X]  Can I have your car after the Rapture?
[X] Have you ever sinned by eating rabbit, ****k, shellfish (Leviticus
11:4, 
7, 10)?
[X] Have you ever sinned by wearing clothes made of two types of material
(Leviticus 19:19; Deuteronomy 22:11)?
[X] Have you ever sinned by cutting your hair (Leviticus 19:27)?
[X] Were you in the special class at school?
[X] Are you from the shallow end of the gene pool?
[X] Do you want fries with that?


Please save this message and review it occasionally to determine your
progress toward being;


[X] a tolerable Trew Kristyun
[X] a fully-functional human being
[X] integrated into humanity
[X] re-integrated into the wild


If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're practically invulnerable.


Thank you for taking the time to read this flame form.


Deuteronomy 23:12 -13 "You are to have a place outside the camp where you 
can go when you need to relieve yourselves. Carry a stick as a part of
your 
equipment, so when you have a bowel movement you can dig a hole and cover
it 
up."


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