1. FACT: The prophet Muhammad was turned-off by the immorality of
polytheistic Arabs.
Perhaps that led him to seek a monotheistic path.
2. He found Christians from Arabia and Northern Africa during his time
to be "wishy-washy" with their beliefs, and thus he saw Christianity
as a religious trend with little redeeming qualities.
3. One can infer that from the Qu'ran's display of knowledge of the
Torah that Muhammad began to study Judaism.
4. Although Monotheistic, true Judaism is very exclusive when taken
literally. The laws found in the Torah are so extensive that
universal exclusion of outsiders is typically enforceable. Once
inside the Jewish organization, a code of silence is needed to prevent
real Jews from judging one another, which results in death under the
law of the Torah. Also, in order to leave the Jewish organization a
person would have to break the Torah, resulting in death. True
Judaism is very much a "blood in, blood out" society when taken
literally.
5. This "strange culture" that real-deal Jews live in has been the
source of a lot of prejudice and anger (e.g. talks of a "Jewish
Conspiracy"). Duh.
6. Muhammad, seeing monotheism as the true path, was continuously
becoming more and more frustrated with Jewish authorities, except to
an extreme greater than even Jesus Christ.
7. Muhammad has been quoted (source needed) describing Qu'ranic
revelations as occurring during times of extreme stress, basically
when he was about to snap. During the height of his mental anguish he
would start to hear the voice of God. Supposedly he was visited by
the angel Gabriel and told the significance of the voice he had been
hearing as none other than the G-Man himself, big-daddy Allah. He
then started keeping transcribing that which he heard.
8. During his time, Muhammad's followers created a "Counter-Jewish
Conspiracy" by collecting his writings and organizing armies to expand
into territory where Jews were influencing the ruling elite (pretty
much everywhere). The more the Jews frustrated Muhammad's religious
efforts, the angrier his writings became. Thus emerged a tit-for-tat
power game of Jews consolidating power in idolatrous societies, and
Muslims beating up on and/or converting idol-wor****ppers so as to
alienate the Jews and force them out of power.
9. On and on this goes until the Christian and Muslim empires end up
butting heads and fighting. The whole time the poor Jews are being
forced to flee wherever they feel safe from Christian and Muslim
persecutors.
10. In conclusion, the problem's in the middle east originated from
(a) nihilistic idolaters bumming out Muhammad (b) Arab Christians who
used their religion during Muhammad's time as an excuse to be lazy
("our life is not meant for this earth, we're just going to wait to be
killed for our beliefs and go to heaven") and (c) Muhammad mis-
understanding Jewish secrecy and exclusivity, viewing the Jews as the
Moon creating a full solar eclipse over monotheism, metaphorically
hiding the one true God from non-Jewish Arabs, thus driving Muhammad,
an aspiring monotheist, KURRAZZAY! His most elite followers then
exploited his writings, sought to take "Jewish territory," and
martyred his cousin-in-law, Ali, who had the same naive aspirations
towards monotheism that Muhammad had. Yazid, a "military guy" then
took the lead...
I TRIED TO MAKE THIS AS OBJECTIVE AS POSSIBLE. This all sounds
logical, right?
"Does that make me crazy?" Gnarles Barkley
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