On May 2, 4:12 pm, "princese" <crux-...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Dear God
> Thank you very much for your leading me to you.
> I was very glad to realise my reality that I was a little angry with my
> neighbors, friends, and family.
> I decided to become much more kinder or gentler to them than this
morning.
> After I decided so, when I came back to my home in the evening, all of
my
> family changed to be tenderer and gentler than this morning.
> Probably God presented their changes to me because of my reflection.
> Thank you God for your best presents.
> I won't forget this evening!!
>
> See you again!!
> Your child
Dear Santa,
Thank you very much for the presents you bring us every year.
I am sorry that I haven't been as good a person as I should have been,
but I try very hard and those assholes should stop provoking me, but I
decided to forgive them and when I was nicer to them, they started
being nicer to me. Funny how that works, isn't it? At any rate,
being nicer to them means they will be nicer to me and it's easier to
be good when people treat you nice. So, since I will be nice the rest
of the year, I want a pony, a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Action Figure,
a new baseball glove, Jose Canseco to stay out of trouble and stop
doing movies and my own real life Playboy Playmate for *** Ed.
Oh, and Peace on Earth.
Thanks Santa,
Your obedient follower
Jerry


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