awais.nazir.ch@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> What if God is purposely hiding from us, for some reason?
You're right. The ****er is so old by now that his ass is hanging even
lower
than his ballsack. I'd hide, too, if I were him.
> Messenger****p says that, sincerity is the weighiest element
Yeah? How many protons in sinceritium?
> Attaining higher of the two paradises.
Which one has an open bar?
> Celebrating Birthdays/etc is Optional.
Are gifts mandatory?
> Prefering either of right/left hand, is Optional.
To do what with it? ****ge, ****ge, wink, wink?
> Fate is God's simulation, i.e. as mother can predict the behavior of
> her child.
> Moral issues, i.e. miserliness/extravagency/lying/etc are Optional;
****. How much for the lying option? They always get you on options.
Bastards.
> Smoking is Optional.
Smoking what? Pot? Salmon? Jacket?
> Doing 'Salam' To Non-muslims, Is Optional.
Is Salam a euphemism for ****ing?
> Music/dogs/etc are Optional, to hear/keep.
Can I keep the music and hear the dog instead?
> Salat is not 5, but 2 times a day, i.e. sunrise/sunset.
What kind of salat? I like Caesar, although twice a day is too much. Wait,
salat is another euphemism for ****ing, isn't it? In that case, make it 5.
> There is no usury/interest, if the exchange is in different
> commodities.
Is Muslim ***** a commodity?
> Women Leading Salat/Country, Is Optional.
It should be mandatory. I love it when women "lead salat". Yeah!!!
> Keeping Beard, Is Optional.
Where should one keep it? I have a spare jar. Is that OK?
> Clothes are secular, not religous, matter.
Good. There should be a separation between women and their clothing.
> Stealing, killing, suicide, etc, are Major Sins; but Minor Sins are no
> sin.
****. Why can't these be optional?
> I HOPE THE ABOVE INFO PROBABLY IS NERVE-WRECKING. IF ONE IS STILL NOT
> CONVINCED, I HOPE THAT SOMEWHERE IN HIS FUTURE LIFE, HE WILL.
Thanks for writing. Feel free to wipe your ass in our newsgroup any time.
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