Re: Hell (was The Wall)

"**Rowland Croucher**" wrote:


> Ah... the quest for simple questions and simple answers!

One of the Fundamentalist's goals in life. "KISS - Keep It Stupidly
Simple".


> In another thread here somewhere the issue of Jesus speaking in parables

> was raised. Jesus in the gospels only anwered directly three questions
he 
> was asked. Why was that? 'Cos like any good teacher he wanted his
students 
> to think through their own faith-responses. Their faith would be 
> child-like, not childish...

It's much simpler for modern pietists to be able to purchase a book from 
their Bible Bookstore with all the answers (with bible verses!) printed by

the latest on the Approved Top Ten Christian Authors List.



> 1. Some *sectarians* I've met actually believe that only they - or
perhaps 
> one or two other groups very much like them - will go to heaven. The 
> majority of the human race will suffer eternal torment - including
babies, 
> mad people, and those who've never heard of Christ. These people  preach

> about hell 'without tears in their voice', and even with hatred, seeming

> to give the impression they're happy these other infidels -  including 
> many who call themselves Christians, but are apostate - will  spend 
> eternity in hell, without reprieve.

Hopefully there's a Fundamentalist Viewing Platform in Heaven so 
Fundamentalists can look down from Heaven into the pits of Hell and watch 
the sinners burn in Hell forever. "Peanuts! Popcorn! Ice-creams! Drinks! 
Haloes! Trew Kristyun Souvenir Programs of the burnings!" ;-)


> 2. The second group - *conservative* or evangelical Christians - believe

> the majority of the human race is destined for hell, but may take > 
> seriously the Romans 2:15 suggestion that some who follow the law 
> ('written on their hearts/conscience') will 'perhaps be excused' on the 
> day of judgment - together with young children, mad people, and maybe 
> others totally ignorant of the Christian gospel.

Those who are not Trew Kristyuns will obviously have to be put into the
Trew 
Kristyun Brainwa****ng Class before associating with the Trew Kristyuns in 
Heaven ... otherwise they might infect Heaven with secular humanism, 
evolution or rock music. ;-)

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"Really!  Try to believe even if it's bloody stupid and irrational." -
Mark 
17:2 (MTV)
"Why?  Because I said so, that's why!  Don't ask questions.  Just 
believe." - Mark 17:3  (MTV)


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