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Re: Speeding Ticket

by Government Shill #2 <gov.shill@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 6, 2008 at 07:01 AM

On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:48:57 +1000, **Rowland Croucher**
<rccroucher@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:

>  _Top this for a speeding ticket..._
>
>     Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC were involved
>     in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the 
>F3 Freeway.
>
>     One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the 
>speed of a
>     vehicle
>     approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the 
>speed was
>     recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and
the
>     officers were not able to reset it.
>
>     Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the 
>radar had in
>     fact
>     latched on to a Williamtown Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in
a
>     low-flying
>     exercise over Wyong, approaching from the Ocean.
>     Back at police headquarters the Local Area Commander fired off a
stiff
>     complaint
>     to the RAAF Liaison officer at Williamtown. Back came the reply in 
>true laconic
>     RAAF style:
>     "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file 
>on this
>     incident.
>     You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the 
>Tornado had
>     detected
>     the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar 
>equipment and
>     automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-
>     to-ground missile
>     aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto
>     your equipment.
>     Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation 
>for what
>     it was,
>     quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able
to
>     override the
>     automated defense system before the missile was launched and your 
>hostile radar
>     installation was destroyed. Thank you for your enquiry.

Tornado????

The closest Tornado to RAAF Williamtown is in Saudia Arabia!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp

****ll #2
--
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance
to those of us who do.
  Isaac Asimov
 




 9 Posts in Topic:
Speeding Ticket
**Rowland Croucher** <  2008-05-06 10:48:57 
Re: Speeding Ticket
Government Shill #2 <g  2008-05-06 07:01:52 
Re: Speeding Ticket
"The Raven" <  2008-05-06 19:22:59 
Re: Speeding Ticket
the big dog <thebygdog  2008-05-26 15:01:02 
Re: Speeding Ticket
theo <theo@[EMAIL PROT  2008-05-26 16:59:53 
Re: Speeding Ticket
**Rowland Croucher** <  2008-05-27 11:28:54 
Re: Speeding Ticket
David <postings@[EMAIL  2008-06-08 16:51:04 
Re: Speeding Ticket
theo <theo@[EMAIL PROT  2008-06-08 16:45:28 
Re: Speeding Ticket
Barry OGrady <god_free  2008-07-03 12:02:30 

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