"Mark T" <snailmail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Im****tant Zen Teachings
>
> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for
> I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact,
> just piss off and leave me alone.
>
> 2. *** is like air. It's not im****tant unless you aren't getting any.
>
> 3. No one is listening until you fart.
>
> 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
> 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
> 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a
> couple of mortgage payments.
>
> 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
> shoes.
>
> 8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and
> he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> probably well worth it.
>
> 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
> 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
>
> 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
>
> 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from
> bad judgment.
>
> 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>
> 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
> moving.
>
> 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
>
> 19. We are born ****d, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
then
> things just get worse.
>
> 20. Never, under any cir***stances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on
> the same night.
LOL :-)
>
>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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