"Mark T" <snailmail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Creationist PROOF that Gravity doesn't exist!
>
> (with apologies to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity
)
>
>> Gravitation is a natural phenomenon by which all objects with mass
>> attract each other, and is one of the fundamental forces of physics.
>
> 1. Because it's natural it's therefore of the devil.
>
> 2. Objects don't attract each other, God does it!
>
>
>> In everyday life, gravitation is most commonly thought of as the agency
>> > that gives objects weight.
>
> 1. God gives things weight!
>
>
>> Gravity is responsible for keeping the Earth and the other planets in
>> their orbits around the Sun; for keeping the Moon in its orbit around
>> the Earth, for the formation of tides; for convection (by which hot
>> fluids
>> rise); for heating the interiors of forming stars and planets to very
>> high
>> > temperatures; and for various other phenomena that we observe.
>
> 1. That's substituting gravity for the things God does!
>
>
>
>> Gravity is the reason for the very existence of the Earth, the
>> Sun, and most macroscopic objects in the universe; without it, matter
>> would not have coalesced into these large m***** and life, as we know >
>> it, would not exist.
>
> 1. Wrong because the bhible says that God is the reason for everything.
>
>
>> Efforts to understand gravity began in ancient times. Philosophers in
>> ancient India explained the phenomenon from the 8th century BC.
>
>
> 1. Proof that gravity is inspired by unGodly heathens.
>
>
>> Sir Isaac Newton published Principia, which hypothesizes the
>> inverse-square law of universal gravitation.
>
>
> 1. Sir Isaac Newton wrote on the subject of alchemy. Obviously he
wasn't
> a Trew Kristyun and his theory of gravity is inspired by Satan.
>
> 2. Gravity is only a theory.
>
>
>
> QUESTION: Does gravity exist?
>
> ANSWER: NO, because it isn't found in the bible.
>
> CREATIONIST EXPERIMENT:
>
> Prove gravity doesn't exist by
>
> 1. Quoting the FACT that the bible neer mentions gravity.
>
> 2. Jumping off a 10 storey building without a parachute.
>
> Publish your research in the Answers in Genesis "science journal" / rag.
I heard an interview with a physicist over the weekend on gravity, who was
saying that they are putting together devices to detect gravity waves that
were prediced by Einstein's general theory of relativity.
http://archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu/Cyberia/NumRel/GravWaves.html
probably gives
some info on it.
Cheers.
>
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> "Really! Try to believe even if it's bloody stupid and irrational." -
> Mark
> 17:2 (MTV)
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>
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