Creationist PROOF that Gravity doesn't exist!
(with apologies to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity
)
> Gravitation is a natural phenomenon by which all objects with mass
> attract each other, and is one of the fundamental forces of physics.
1. Because it's natural it's therefore of the devil.
2. Objects don't attract each other, God does it!
> In everyday life, gravitation is most commonly thought of as the agency
>
> that gives objects weight.
1. God gives things weight!
> Gravity is responsible for keeping the Earth and the other planets in
> their orbits around the Sun; for keeping the Moon in its orbit around
> the Earth, for the formation of tides; for convection (by which hot
fluids
> rise); for heating the interiors of forming stars and planets to very
high
> > temperatures; and for various other phenomena that we observe.
1. That's substituting gravity for the things God does!
> Gravity is the reason for the very existence of the Earth, the
> Sun, and most macroscopic objects in the universe; without it, matter
> would not have coalesced into these large masses and life, as we know >
> it, would not exist.
1. Wrong because the bhible says that God is the reason for everything.
> Efforts to understand gravity began in ancient times. Philosophers in
> ancient India explained the phenomenon from the 8th century BC.
1. Proof that gravity is inspired by unGodly heathens.
> Sir Isaac Newton published Principia, which hypothesizes the
> inverse-square law of universal gravitation.
1. Sir Isaac Newton wrote on the subject of alchemy. Obviously he wasn't
a
Trew Kristyun and his theory of gravity is inspired by Satan.
2. Gravity is only a theory.
QUESTION: Does gravity exist?
ANSWER: NO, because it isn't found in the bible.
CREATIONIST EXPERIMENT:
Prove gravity doesn't exist by
1. Quoting the FACT that the bible neer mentions gravity.
2. Jumping off a 10 storey building without a parachute.
Publish your research in the Answers in Genesis "science journal" / rag.
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