"****ist Colony of the Dead" (1991)
Directed and written by Mark Pirro
Judge Rhinehole orders the Sunny Buttocks ****ist Camp closed down as an
affront to the community - a group of old Bible thumpers. The ****ists are
so
ashamed and outraged by this act that they commit mass suicide but vow to
return for vengeance. Five years later, they return as zombies to the
site -- now a church summer camp renamed Camp CutchaGuzzOut . A group of
Christian teenage campers go there on a retreat and argue with each other
about religion and sing big production numbers. The ****ists return as
zombies determined to kill every last zealot.
Songs include "I Don't Care" and "Inky Dinky Doo Dah Morning" and other
obscene lyrics and vulgar parodies of religious fundamentalists.
QUOTES:
Reverend Ritz: Remember, the children can't praise the Lord if they've got
genitals in their mouths.
Fanny Wype: We're Christians! We're not supposed to think!
Miss Stucco: This is a religious retreat, which has nothing to do with
fun!
Do you think Jesus was having fun when he was being nailed on the cross?
Do
you think Noah had fun when he watched all his neighbors drowning? Do you
think Cecil B. DeMille had fun when he parted the Red Sea and sent his
crew
into golden overtime?
Ms. Luger: Listen, sister. ****ity didn't work for Adam and Eve and it's
not
gonna work for you. If God had wanted us to walk around ****d he wouldn't
have made little animals for us to cut up and make fur coats out of.
Miss Stucco: Your rights stop where Jesus says they do, and Jesus didn't
like ****ity.
Mrs. Druple: Well, Jesus must love hemorrhoids because he sure got a lot
of
assholes behind him.
Mrs. Druple: Your assholes are so tight you need a crowbar to help you
****.
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MY BLOG - MARK T - my thoughts on Christianity & links
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- a resource on the current Fundamentalist Dark Age and Christian
fundamentalism.
PASTOR DALE K WHANGKE
http://dalekwhangke.blogspot.com/
Wyrst Pentacostal Church
