WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) "Fine": This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
(3) "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
(4) "Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing".)
(6) "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) "Thanks": A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
faint. Just say you're welcome.
(8) "Thanks a lot": This is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will
bring on a "whatever". [Unfortunately, this list doesn't
define "whatever" for us.]
(8) "Don't worry about it, I got it": Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the
woman's response refer to #3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good
laugh, cause they know it's true.
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