Passover for Blondes
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before the
gates of Heaven. St. Peter told them that before he could
let them into the kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter
was.
One blonde said: "Easter is a holiday on which we give
thanks and eat turkey."
"Wrong!" said St. Peter and banished her to hell.
The second blonde said: "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus'
birth and exchange gifts."
"Noooooo!" said St. Peter and banished her to hell as well.
The third blonde said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that
coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was
celebrating the Seder with his disciples when he was
betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him and hung him
on the cross where he eventually died. Then they buried him
in a tomb behind a large boulder."
"Very good!" said St. Peter and was about to open the gates
for her when the blonde continued.
"Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder, and Jesus
comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
basketball."
St. Peter fainted.
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