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Humor from the Net

by Bill McCray <McCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Apr 28, 2008 at 05:09 PM

Here are some recent classified ads:

1-MAN, 7-WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

AMANA WASHER $100.  OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE ... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

FREE PUPPIES ... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG

2 WIRE-MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:  1 5-finger, 1 3-finger.  PAIR:  $15

TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
  AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15

FREE PUPPIES:  1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

FREE YORK****RE TERRIER.  8 YEARS OLD.  UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.  NEUTERED.  SPEAKS GERMAN.  FREE.

FULL-SIZED MATTRESS.  20-YR WARRANTY.  LIKE NEW.  SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

FREE 1 CAN OF ****K & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3-BR, 2-BATH HOME.

FOR SALE:  LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED CALL CHUBBIE

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN-MADE PRODUCTS"

FOUND:  DIRTY WHITE DOG.  LOOKS LIKE A RAT.  BEEN OUT AWHILE.  BETTER
  BE REWARD.

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

GET A LITTLE JOHN:  THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2-1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

HARRISBURG POSTAL-EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

FREE:  FARM KITTENS.  READY TO EAT.

AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?  WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
FLEXIBLE HOURS.  STARTING PAY:  $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

NOTICE:  TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON 
HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE:  PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE
CHECKED.  PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE.  ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY
ARE DEAD.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:  QUEEN-SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

JOINING ****IST COLONY!  MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

GROUND BEAST:  99 cents lb.

BAR S SLICED BALOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2

OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box

FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.

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Humor from the Net
Bill McCray <McCrayBil  2008-04-28 17:09:06 

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