It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Kentucky edition
of Windows may have accidentally been ****pped outside Kentucky. If
you have one of the Kentucky editions you may need some help under-
standing the commands.
The Kentucky edition may be recognized by looking at the opening
screen. It reads Winders with a background picture of General Lee
superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is ****pped with a Daisy-Duke
screen saver. Also note the Recycle Bin is labelled "outhouse", "my
computer" is called "this infernal contraption", "Dialup networking"
is called "Good Ol' Boys", "Control panel" is known as the
"Dashboard",
"Hard Drive" is refered to as "4-wheel drive", and the floppies are
"them little ole plastic disc thangs".
Other features: instead of an erra message you get a winder covered
with a garbage bag of duct tape.
OK = ats aww-right
Cancel = hail, no
Reset = awa shoot
Yes = shore
No = naaa
Find = hunt fer it
Go to = over yonder
Help = help me out here
Stop = tern it off
Start = crank it up
Settings = sittins
Programs = stuff at does stuff
My Do***ents = stuff I done done
and some more options, upgrade, general stuff
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter"
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-Rom drive
4. The password is "bubba"
5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
6. Winders has Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
7. Outgoing faxes automatically have beer stains on them.
8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee
options.
11. Jeff Fosxworthy *wavs.
12. The monitor is up on blocks.
13. Seven blue tick hounds are under the desk.
14. Deer jerky is in the desk drawer.
15. The screen saver consists of a picture of Ned Beatty with dueling
Banjos playing in the background.
16. The six front keys have rotted out.
17. John Deere Pocket Protectors are included.
Also note that Winders does not recognize capital letters or
punctuation marks.
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy
of the Kentucky edition in error. You may return it to Microsoft for
a replacement version.
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