THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE FAVORITE DRINK
17 beer
25 bourbon
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox
AGE FAVORITE S****T
17 ***
25 ***
35 ***
48 ***
66 napping
AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 tongue
25 breakfast
35 She didn't set back my therapy.
48 I didn't have to meet her kids.
66 Got home alive.
AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 getting to third
25 airplane ***
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE FAVORITE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AGE FAVORITE S****T
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping
AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 Burger King
25 Free meal
35 A diamond
48 A bigger diamond
66 Home Alone
AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark, and handsome
25 tall, dark, and handsome with money
35 tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man
AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66
AGE IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew
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