A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego
when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken
down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you
going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing
my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the
back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a
bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the
road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for
me?
I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees
were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and
carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through t he
heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There
was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands
with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over
to the blonde. What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I
gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money
left over, so now we're going to Sea World."
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