He didn't like my casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like Mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I also didn't mend his socks
The way Mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him down
Like his Mother used to do.
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