Let Me Tell You About My Doctor.
He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion,
he will go out and come in again.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years
before he realized she was Chinese.
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled,
"Doctor, doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film." The
doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what
develops."
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious
memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?
"The man replied, "When did what start?"
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my
ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him,
"Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some
pills and said, "Here, take these. If they don't work, give
me a ring."
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of
cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll
deal with you later."
When I told my doctor, I broke my leg in two places, he told
me to stop going to those places.
You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month
and a half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you had
come to me sooner."
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