HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST
ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
(Boy does this sound familiar!)
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were
busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer
would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung
up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't
have to worry about them now because I've just shot them."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response
Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence
and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said
that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
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