[I'm easing my standards a bit to include this one.]
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one
evening, when the Mrs. felt her husband begin to fondle her
in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and
then began moving down past the small of her back. He then
caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down
over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her
side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her
calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the
uppermost ****tion of her leg. He continued in the same
manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled
over, and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked
in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you
stop?"
I found the remote," he mumbled.
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