Having Tea with Daddy
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge. I was
maybe one and a half years old.
Someone had given me a little "tea set" as a gift, and it
was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room
engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing
nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup
of "tea", which was just water. After several cups of tea
and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a
cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing!"
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall
with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place
that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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