Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took
a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from North Carolina. He
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day he didn't see
any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done,
and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from KENTUCKY. He told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the
swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his
left eye ... enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load
the dishwasher.
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