A Word from the IRS
Tax his land, tax his pay,
Tax the bed on which he lay.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his tie, tax his ****rt,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his hash,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him much and let him know
After tax, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his stone,
Tax his widow left alone.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
'Cause we still have inheritance TAX!
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