Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of nonliving
objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are
often over inflated
HOT-AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them
to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft,
squeezable, and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked
at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same
old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all
the weight ****fts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've
hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have
around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it
would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man
pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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