REMEMBER THIS? Maxine's slide down the Banister of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive
new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay
People"
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be
Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope
only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and
it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if
you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate *** in the movies. Tried it once. The seat
folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it
really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable.
Now, of course, there's ****pping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out,
gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole
house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending
machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might
try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid."
11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for
enjoying ***.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the
splinters never point the wrong way
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