http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/ $ en-us Copyright 2003-2005, Talk About Network. All Rights Reserved. 2008-07-25T09:07:13+00:00 TAN rss@talkaboutnetwork.com Discussion hourly 1 1970-01-01T00:00+00:00 http://tan12.talkaboutnetwork.com/images/spacer.gif http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/ http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7015.html Reasons not to sleep at night... Part 3 Never play leapfrog with a unicorn! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Walt Disney is in suspended animation. An elephant is a mouse built to military specifications. Somebodys terminal is dropping bi... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-24T15:51:59+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7014.html Reasons not to sleep at night, part 2 Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault. If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, why practice? A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese. Santas elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Go c... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-23T17:06:08+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7013.html S=E1bado, 19 de julio, a=F1o 2008 de Nuestro Salvador Jesucristo, Guayaquil, Ecuador =96 Iberoam=E9rica (Felices Fiestas Julianas de Guayaquil 2008 a todas nuestras familias dentro y fuera de nuestras tierras. Muchas felicidades a todos y que se goc... valarezo ltvalarezo1212@[EMAIL PROTECTED... Discussion 2008-07-23T09:33:12+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7012.html Reasons not to sleep at night, part 1 Digital circuits are made from analog parts. Pretend to spank me - Im a pseudo-masochist! He who hesitates is last. A mans house is his hassle. Chaste makes waste. An engineer is someone who does list proce... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-22T16:41:37+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7011.html An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made. For instance, he said, some whales can communicate at a distance of 300 miles. What on earth would one whale say to another 300 miles away? asked a sarcastic me... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-21T15:42:54+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7010.html Jill, a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, do you mind telling me whose class youre cutting this time? Like, the young teen replied, uh, see, okay, like its like I really dont like think like thats really important, yknow, like because Im... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-20T13:16:36+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7009.html Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even Gods ominpotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing God said to them was: Dont. Dont ... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-19T14:30:49+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7008.html An 80-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, Youre in terrific shape. Theres nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father when he died? The 80-year-old responded, Did I say ... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-18T15:32:59+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7007.html A little turtle began to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs, and crashed heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell. After recovering his consciousness, he st... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-17T15:37:01+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7006.html God and Eve One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God, Lord, I have a problem! Whats the problem, Eve? Lord, I know youve created me and have provided this beautiful garden, all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy sna... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-16T15:39:05+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7005.html A son and father went to see a doctor because the father was getting very ill. The doctor told the father and son that the father was dying from cancer. The father, who was an Irishman, turned to his son and said, Son, even on this gloomy day, its ... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-15T14:47:14+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7004.html Copyright explained: When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite and have the right to cop... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-14T20:09:17+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7003.html Rexs barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money. The agent replied, Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesnt work... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-13T13:16:26+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7002.html Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman. Oh, yeah, said Eddie. And how did this one end? When it was over, Harvey replied, she came to me on her hands and knee... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-12T16:08:52+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7001.html Supposedly true ... At a Christmas party in Melbourne last year the staff decided to pull a practical joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else. When he went to the toilet, they went through his wallet a... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-11T14:51:18+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/7000.html A 92-year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Doctor talked to the man and said, Youre really doing great, a... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-10T17:15:42+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/6999.html Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. A balanced diet is a cannoli in each hand. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the Y becomes si... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-09T15:45:58+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/6998.html An American historian has taken issue with recently published biographies of Confederate General Thomas Jonathan Jackson and the famous American political figure, Aaron Burr. One writer claimed that at one time Jackson had ground light-refracting ... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-08T16:41:05+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/6997.html Chocolate Tips And Facts ~ If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, youre eating it too slowly. ~ Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. ~ Problem: How to get 2 po... Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-07T13:08:26+00:00 http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/messages/6996.html Bother, said Pooh, as the police closed in. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Reverse parts of the user name and ISP name for my e-address Bill McCray ltMcCrayBill@[EMAIL PROTECTE... Discussion 2008-07-06T13:26:23+00:00 Search talkaboutreligion.com Rabbet q http://talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.rabbet/search.html