Ever get bothered by Jehovahs Witness knocking on your door,
uninvited, and interrupting dinner? Call them back & let them know
what it feels like.
Now, you will have to refer to your local phone directory, and find
out the number of the nearest Kingdom Hall, so as to avoid paying long
distance charges. It is true, Jehovah's Witnesses pay gas money to
travel to your neighborhood. But they are not sensible with money, and
care nothing about the environment, or dependency on Middle Eastern
oil. We will set a better example, at least, by avoiding long distance
charges.
What to say when you call? Well, the recommended approach here is to
tell whoever answers the phone that God has a better plan for them.
Namely, that they should drop their current religion, and adopt your
religion. It does not matter what your religion is. Your religion is
better than THEIR religion. They are, sadly, on the road to HELL,
unless they listen to you, and do as you say.
That is, after all, the message of the Jehovah's Witnesses. In their
arrogance, they think they know God's Will. It is now time to show
them what their arrogance feels like. They don't know! So, show them.
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