On May 18, 11:11=EF=BF=BDpm, DJ John Steed
<extremismsurveilla...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> You can guarentee it every time, mention 70ad or preterism and he pops
> up. It's like after some heavy rain with a load of mud and some kids,
> the first ones runs out in the mud and calls out the other one "hey
> poopy pants, you're a widgy wodger" and out comes Dave running to the
> mud, the first kids grabs a hand of mud and puts it is his face,
> Pastor Dave then replies "you poooper face" grabs a hand of wet mud
> mud splattering the first kid, all the other kids come along and mud
> flies everywhere like a load of kids in a wet slusshhy pile of mud.
>
> So what's the difference between a load of kids with lots of wet mud
> or a bunch of people talking about prophecy ? Not much at all.
>
> LOL
>
> Sadly though the subject matter is more serious, 1.5 billion deaths in
> WW3 ( or not ), Mt 24v9,10 many will betray and fall away, reality is
> the prepared people will avoid WW3, some time in the future if you're
> a preterist or pretribulationist and WW3 kicks off they'll be the
> first ones to become food for desperate humans trying to survive, it
> will be far worse than 70ad ( Mt 24v22 ) it will be "roast pastor" or
> "boiled archbishop" on the menu and angry shouts of "you let us down
> you said Jesus came back" or "you said we'd be raptured".
> A few thousand miles away on some far away beach though it will be the
> true prophets and ironicly the global elite and a few blonds playing
> volleyball on the beach thinking "well at least we had a backup plan
> for WW3"
I have no doubt that Pastor Dave really set out to be a pastor, but
then the inquisition started and all the fun went out the window. :-)
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