In alt.religion.kibology, mmcirvin@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> We received a Brookstone catalog in the mail, and it was, naturally,
> time to decide what the stupidest item for sale in it might be.
>
> After long deliberation, I finally decided that it was the glowing orb
> that changes color to reflect the Dow Industrial Average.
As I recall, it can be configured to reflect your own stock ****tfolio,
which was a motivating factor in the one person-- and active, posting
kibologist-- I know who owns one. But it is not for me to say who.
> The homeland security alert level option is a nice touch.
That could be a problem if there was a failure of some kind, not unlike
the fla****ng "12:00" on the Atomic Doomsday Clock.
-LAN3
Can it reflect parachute color?
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