Louis Nick III <sunburn@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> I got a book for my birthday called _Everything Tastes Better With
> Bacon_ and you know what? It's right! It's also written by Sara Perry,
> which is obviously a fake name borrowed from a *** offender. And let me
> tell you, if Sara's single and not a *** offender, I'd like to meet her,
> because she sure does like bacon.
I think you need to post some more recipe titles from this book. The
last recipe thread was very productive, and this one, being about bacon
and all, would be highly kibological.
You know that law that says that when *** offender moves into a new area
the sheriff has to let everyone know? We got one of those notices at
the school I was working at today. The guy in the mug shot is the
stepfather of one of the kids at school. It has been a very wearing
day. If all *** offenders had obvious *** offender names, it might be
easier for all involved. That and a scarlet P.
--
Paula
"Please go to the top of the mountain (Mt. Kibo, of course)
and bring us some new commandments. But please let us keep
our golden calves - my legs look much better with a tan." -- swt
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