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Re: ATTN: Usenet Chefs

by Louis Nick III <sunburn@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sep 30, 2003 at 12:02 AM

In alt.religion.kibology, kerri9494@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Drain the beans and add them to the vegetable mixture. Add several 
> quarts of ham broth, or water plus a smoked ****k hock, and cook until 
> everything is soft. If you used the hock, cut the meat off the bone 
> and chop it up into the soup.

Just to resolve the ambiguity, here, cut the meat out of the hock and 
chop (or tear) the meat up into the soup.  The hock is the hind knee of 
the pig, and is contains some pretty unpleasant bits of swine anatomy, 
but the meat (figure half an ounce per hock-- very little) will be 
wonderfully tender and astoni****ngly rich.  It's really good meat, and 
it's terrible that there's so little of it.  Every time I make red beans 
and rice, I have 2-3 ham hocks and no favorite child or beloved canine 
companion to show favor to, nor any beautiful yet barely reluctant woman 
to propel into ecstasy with this dense meaty ambrosia.

Seriously, it's great ham.  Cut away the loathsome cartilage layer (and 
for goodness sake, don't cut into that--you'll see things man was not 
meant to see) and then start cutting everything off the bone until you 
smell salty ham; it's almost easier to find the stuff by smell.  There's 
a skin of fat over it, tear that open and rejoice.  

Also, while you do have to open it up while it's hot, remember that the 
meat and bones will store heat just fine, and everything inside will be 
200 degrees, so you really should pull it apart and let it cool before 
sticking your fingers in there to search for God's Gift To People Who 
Eat ****k (sorry Ted!).

I can't stress this enough: there's very little of this wonderful meat, 
so if you don't think it'll add enough to the soup because you're making 
lots, or else you're serving to people you don't like, better just eat 
it yourself and no[o]ne'll be the wiser.  If you do decide to give some 
away, just remember that if it weren't for the wonderful flavor of this 
delicious ham, it's likely that what you have seen inside the hock would 
scar you emotionally, so don't miss your share.

-LAN3
It's Hock-it-to-me Time
 




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Re: ATTN: Usenet Chefs
Louis Nick III <sunbur  2003-09-30 00:02:32 

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