In alt.religion.kibology, wretch@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Ben Wolfson <wolfson@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >I got a new pocket watch.
>
> I've had a couple. Kinda keeps you from checking and
> rechecking the time. I should figure out where they
> are and get a new battery.
You can always just watch Uri Geller on TeeVee and he'll restart them
psychically.
-LAN3
He can also bend a spoon into a gnomon.
