In alt.religion.kibology, leahverre@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> "Sean" <linwood17@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > Obviously, the possibilities are endless, but here are a few:
> >
> > *****dity or ****ness.
> > *Call spouse and make very suggestive remarks, followed by equally
> > suggestive invitation.
> > *Play Varttina, Popcorn Behavior, Little Johnny England CDs at "10."
> > Maybe even "11."
> > *Six pack of Harp. Or Newcastle Brown.
> > *PrOn.
> > *Homestarrunner.com festival.
>
> That's a regular day at my place of employ. In the afternoon it's
Electric
> 6 repeated ad nauseum, followed up by some witty banter concerning the
> "Chonky" kid.
At my place of employ, they play music for about 30 minutes outside in
order to attract people for a demonstration of explosions or cold
things, I can't remember, and in addition to the usual songs (a mix of
new wave and TMBG) they've just added "Danger (High Voltage)" to the
rotation, but either the audio dropped out when I scuttled by, or else
someone actually tried to censor it a little, eliminating one of the
"gates of hell" reference. Like a fire in a Taco Bell isn't a much more
realistic and frightening image to a modern idol-wor****ping group like
Seattlites. Or maybe they don't want to offend Bill Gates. I dunno.
-LAN3
Plus there's the fact that everyone's erogenous zones start fla****ng
light when "Danger" comes on, which is the real reason why perhaps they
should not play it where I work. I don't want people to know I've got
all these nipples. Lots of 'em. Some on my back.
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