On Jul 24, 6:52=A0pm, "Matthew L. Martin" <noth...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Nicko wrote:
> > I was cringing all the while this woman was cutting my hair.
>
> > For the whole fifteen minutes that she took to trim what little hair
> > remains on my pate, this chick was yakking away in machine gun Spanish
> > into the cell phone on her shoulder. =A0From the few words I picked
up,
> > I think it was her daughter *****ing about some boyfriend. =A0It might
> > have been worse if I had been able to hear both sides of the
> > conversation.
>
> > I dunno whether I was more worried that this woman might snip off my
> > ear or nose, or that she would end up unconsciously furrowing some
> > sort of local gang symbol into my scalp, but it was a hair raising
> > experience. =A0Okay, maybe not, but I couldn't resist teh pun.
=A0Still=
,
> > it was rather surreal.
>
> > Fortunately, the gal did exactly what I had asked her to do. =A0"Make
i=
t
> > shorter" was what I had told her.
>
> If you have no wedding ring on your finger, tell any female hair cutter
> that you are getting married next week. You will not regret taking this
> advice, once.
>
> The second or third time, the result may be less than desirable.
That's awesome advice! I'll have to remember that.
Once, as you say.
Per hair stylist.
At least until I either lose the rest of my hair or until I become so
cobwebbed and dessicated that any woman would remark, "Married?! Who
the **** would marry YOU?!"
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YOP...
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