Louie-Dog is an evil genius

So Thursday morning at one am, Louie needed to pee. I was asleep.

Mumsy, having successfully done this dozens of times, decides to open
the screen door. She expected Louie to go out, pee on the lampost and
trot back in. Him having done this so many, many times before had her
feeling safe.

That night he saw a bunny and was gone for two friggin' hours. He came
back wet. There wasn't any nearby wet except for the ALLIGATOR-
INFESTED LAKE.

I was a mess.

Thusday night and Friday night he whines at his 'Grandma'. I try and
take him out and he hides.

We realize something.

Louie thinks Grandma is going to let him out without the leash again
so he can run away and have amazing adventures.