I Object! (sorry, I'm watching Legally Blonde)

I just saw this commercial on TV, for gum.

They show the gum with a great big bump in the middle, from the side.

They say, "Go from "Nice gut!" to (and then the stick of gum slowly
switches, and turns to the other side) "Nice butt!"

Gum, the five calorie snack.

This is really going to help me lose weight?

That's all I have to do?

Chew their 5 calorie gum?

Amazing.

(It's just as bad as the commercial that says, skinny people drink
milk, so drink milk, and you can be skinny, too.)