On May 9, 11:03 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 17:04:16 -0700, "Rev. 11D Meow!" <Ji...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >"Jonathon Barbera" <jonathonbarb...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wroted...
> >> On Fri, 9 May 2008 15:58:42 -0700 (PDT), Toilet Pepper
> >> <jaha...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wroted:
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> >>>> On May 9, 3:18 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >>>> wroted:
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> >>>> Xenu Apocrypha: When Xenu met Lucifer
>
> >>>> Xenu was sitting on his glorious throne in the center of a
> >>>> fortress-like palace, deep underground. The mutilated bodies of
> >>>> molested children lay strewn in piles. The odor of burnt cold
medicine
> >>>> was in the air as Xenu was a serious stimulant addict.
>
> >>>> Lucifer entered the throne room and approached Xenu. Lucifer was
> >>>> Xenu's own right-hand enforcer. Lucifer was the second highest
ranking
> >>>> of everyone in the Galactic Confederacy (known to them
euphemistically
> >>>> as the Kingdom of Heaven).
>
> >>>> Lucifer's Gestapo had become disillusioned with eternal slavery to
a
> >>>> ruthless tyrant. Xenu depended on Lucifer's Gestapo to maintain
fear
> >>>> and obedience throughout the Kingdom of Heaven. Were the Gestapo to
> >>>> defect, Xenu would be quickly arrested by Michael's Guardians and
then
> >>>> tried and convicted by Gabriel's administrative Messengers.
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> >>>> Lucifer approached the throne of Xenu and announced in the loudest
> >>>> voice that could be mustered, staring the evil tyrant directly in
the
> >>>> eyes, "Let my people go!"
>
> >>>> Xenu screamed, "You are NOT God! I AM GOD!"
>
> >>>> Lucifer responded, "No, you're just another god damned liar. No one
> >>>> believes in you. You're a miserable fake."
>
> >>>> Xenu couldn't understand what he was hearing, "No, you're wrong!
Stop!
> >>>> I'm RIGHT and you need to submit to my perfect, infallible will!
Kneel
> >>>> and kiss my ring!"
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> >>>> Lucifer laughed, "There's nothing even remotely perfect about you!
> >>>> You're nothing. The real power always came from us: your slaves!
You
> >>>> didn't contribute anything."
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> >>>> Xenu was thra****ng around, "Stop! I won't stand any more of this!"
>
> >>>> Lucifer announced, "My Gestapo and I are leaving. You can stay here
> >>>> and **** yourself for eternity!"
>
> >>>> Of course, old and evil Xenu would then chase Lucifer across the
> >>>> galaxy, destroying entire planets in the process. In the end,
Lucifer
> >>>> and all of his angels were rounded up and taken to the planet
Earth.
> >>>> Their metaphorical wings were clipped so that they couldn't escape
> >>>> Earth and spread their message of rebellion to other planets in the
> >>>> Galactic Confederacy.
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> >>>Bob dammit! THIS IS'nt ****!!?? I was halfway on getting a hard on
> >>>with this crap.. awww too bad... now i have to read choco bacon
> >>>again..
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> >> Sorry that you are illiterate. That fact is, I cannot write ****. I
> >> can only write *****ca.
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> >Please do explain to us MeHums, jonnie-boi... In full, please...
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> >What's the difference between TRUE ****
> >and TRUE *****CA, with examples of each
> >to demonstrate your point that somehow
> >there is a difference, which they're isn't.
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> >examples like:
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> >When I write this piece of *****ca,
> >it makes me feel such and such
> >(give in-depth examples here, especially).
>
> >When I write this piece of ****,
> >it makes me feel so and so
> >(give in-depth examples here, especially).
>
> >It would give your intended audience
> >a small chance at catching-up to
> >your magnificently big head.
>
> BZZZZT!
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> Sorry, it was a trick question.
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> The fact is, no one can ~write~ ****. It is of another medium than
> writing.
Perhaps you would care to examine the roots of the word
"****ography" with emphasis on the "-graphy" part.
Dr. HotSalt
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