"Jonathon Barbera" <jonathonbarbera@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wroted...
> On Fri, 9 May 2008 15:58:42 -0700 (PDT), Toilet Pepper
> <jahamto@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wroted:
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>>> On May 9, 3:18 am, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>> wroted:
>>>
>>> Xenu Apocrypha: When Xenu met Lucifer
>>>
>>> Xenu was sitting on his glorious throne in the center of a
>>> fortress-like palace, deep underground. The mutilated bodies of
>>> molested children lay strewn in piles. The odor of burnt cold medicine
>>> was in the air as Xenu was a serious stimulant addict.
>>>
>>> Lucifer entered the throne room and approached Xenu. Lucifer was
>>> Xenu's own right-hand enforcer. Lucifer was the second highest ranking
>>> of everyone in the Galactic Confederacy (known to them euphemistically
>>> as the Kingdom of Heaven).
>>>
>>> Lucifer's Gestapo had become disillusioned with eternal slavery to a
>>> ruthless tyrant. Xenu depended on Lucifer's Gestapo to maintain fear
>>> and obedience throughout the Kingdom of Heaven. Were the Gestapo to
>>> defect, Xenu would be quickly arrested by Michael's Guardians and then
>>> tried and convicted by Gabriel's administrative Messengers.
>>>
>>> Lucifer approached the throne of Xenu and announced in the loudest
>>> voice that could be mustered, staring the evil tyrant directly in the
>>> eyes, "Let my people go!"
>>>
>>> Xenu screamed, "You are NOT God! I AM GOD!"
>>>
>>> Lucifer responded, "No, you're just another god damned liar. No one
>>> believes in you. You're a miserable fake."
>>>
>>> Xenu couldn't understand what he was hearing, "No, you're wrong! Stop!
>>> I'm RIGHT and you need to submit to my perfect, infallible will! Kneel
>>> and kiss my ring!"
>>>
>>> Lucifer laughed, "There's nothing even remotely perfect about you!
>>> You're nothing. The real power always came from us: your slaves! You
>>> didn't contribute anything."
>>>
>>> Xenu was thra****ng around, "Stop! I won't stand any more of this!"
>>>
>>> Lucifer announced, "My Gestapo and I are leaving. You can stay here
>>> and **** yourself for eternity!"
>>>
>>> Of course, old and evil Xenu would then chase Lucifer across the
>>> galaxy, destroying entire planets in the process. In the end, Lucifer
>>> and all of his angels were rounded up and taken to the planet Earth.
>>> Their metaphorical wings were clipped so that they couldn't escape
>>> Earth and spread their message of rebellion to other planets in the
>>> Galactic Confederacy.
>>
>>
>>Bob dammit! THIS IS'nt ****!!?? I was halfway on getting a hard on
>>with this crap.. awww too bad... now i have to read choco bacon
>>again..
>
> Sorry that you are illiterate. That fact is, I cannot write ****. I
> can only write *****ca.
Please do explain to us MeHums, jonnie-boi... In full, please...
What's the difference between TRUE ****
and TRUE *****CA, with examples of each
to demonstrate your point that somehow
there is a difference, which they're isn't.
examples like:
When I write this piece of *****ca,
it makes me feel such and such
(give in-depth examples here, especially).
When I write this piece of ****,
it makes me feel so and so
(give in-depth examples here, especially).
It would give your intended audience
a small chance at catching-up to
your magnificently big head.
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