nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:427C691F.EDA32EDC@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > Michael Balarama wrote:
> >
> > > A suspect was arrested recently for attacking a man in a
> > > rice field with a small ceramic figurine.
> > >
> > > It's the first case on record of a knick-knack paddy whack.
> >
> > Did it contain ricin?
>
> "Did it *have* ricin" would have been better.
> >
> > Paddy: Where demons live.
>
> If I castor round for another pun, I will probably come up with
something
> like . . .
>
> Paddy Field: A very small farm owned by an Irishman.
>
> Smallholding: A midget's anus with a bell attached.
> (Annuvver one ewe never fought off!)
>
> (There's a potato, mushroom and tomato pie in the oven at the moment and
the
> smell has just started to reach in here! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.)
>
> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? One of the elements must have shorted out!
Which one? Hydrogen? Helium? Lithium? Carbon?
