Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple
and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church.
The priest said, "We have special requirements for new
pari****oners. You must abstain from having *** for two
weeks." The couples all agreed and came back at the
end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were
you able to abstain from *** for the two weeks?" The
old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the
priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from *** for the two
weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week
was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the
couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the
priest.
The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and
asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from *** for
two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without
*** for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the priest.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top
shelf and dropped it," said the young man. "When she
bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and
took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be
welcome in our church," stated the priest. "We know,"
said the young man. "We're not welcome at the
Supermarket anymore either."
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