Where the **** is GOD?

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US News
 Nuclear Board Mulling Opening Records
 Church Abuse Trials Ordered in San Diego
 9-Year-Old's Killer Gets Death Sentence


World News
 Forest Fires Kill 27 in Southern Greece
 Israelis Kill Militant in W. Bank
 Colombian Refugees Seek Help in Ecuador


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 Military Struggling to Meet MRAP Demand
 Group: Bad Credit Threatening US Economy
 Help Wanted Ads Go Unanswered in West

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And what the **** is up with that damn dancing green alien on all the 
Mortgage Ads?  Are we supposed to think oh isn't he cute....just like the 
dancing hamsters.  I think it's a form of brainwa****ng or that sublineal 
thing so when the real aliens show up it won't be a big deal.

-- 
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful
God, 
who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes."

-Gene Roddenberry, Creator of Star Trek (1921-1991).