Jiffy Church Warning ................ be carefull handling the communion reptilians

All Jiffians are hereby warned to be careful at church from now on, OK?


Woman Fatally Bitten By S**** At Church

POSTED: 12:57 pm EST November 7, 2006
LONDON, Ky. -- A southeastern Kentucky law enforcement officer said a
woman
was bitten by a s**** during church and died.
She was 48-year-old Linda Long. The Laurel County Sheriff's Office
re****ted
that she died Sunday at the University of Kentucky Medical Center.
Detective Brad Mitchell said Long died about four hours after the bite was
re****ted.
Officials said Long attended East London Holiness Church. Neighbors of the
church told the newspaper the church practices serpent handling.
Lt. Ed Sizemore of the Laurel County Sheriff's Office said friends went
with
Long to a local hospital Sunday afternoon.
"She said she was bitten by a s**** at her church," Sizemore said.
Sizemore said he thinks the woman was bitten by a timber rattles****.
Handling reptiles as part of religious services is illegal in Kentucky.
S**** handling is a misdemeanor and punishable by a fine of $50 to $100.
Police said they had not received re****ts about s**** handling at the
church.
S**** handling is based on a passage in the Bible, in the Gospel of Mark,
that said a sign of a true believer is the power to "take up serpents"
without being harmed.
A woman who lives near the church told the Lexington-Herald leader that
she's witnessed s**** handling at the church.
"I don't have no dealings with those s****s," Opal Wagers said. "But they
seem to handle them pretty good." ..................................

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