jiffyism v.0.1
Alt.Religion.Jiffyism
In the name of Jiffy, I must remind you of the scriptals in Book I Jiffy
which states profoundumously that the Lord Jiffy created this religion to
combat the negative approach that most other religions proclaim. They all
trying to sell a happy afterlife. Like for instantal they say all will be
forgiven in the heretoafter if we accepts they saviours as our saviours
and
we will be happy after death. Jiffy proclaims that we should be happy in
this life and not to worry about what the hell is gonna happen after we
dead. In fact of matter, according to the competitive religions out there
Jiffyism is the only religion that proclaims happiness in the heretofore
instead of the heretoafter. In the name of Jiffy I will repeat our Lord
Jiffy's proclaimational. "Our God is the only true God and if you do not
agree with us, our God will kill your God and all his followers. That way
all you peoples who do not believe in Jiffy can go ahead and enjoy you
happiness in you heretoafter." Thats quiet glorious of Jiffy if you ast
me.
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Manny\(TMBAM\)
Thanks for visiting, and be sure to get in touch and let me know what you
think!
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May Jiffy Bless You
'Jiffy smiles upon a sense of humor and is quick to smite those that
have none.' Or, if you prefer the New American Standard edition: 'Laugh,
or I'll kick yo' ass!'
