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WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explanations for Clear Visions of the Future

by "DAB" <Dumplin@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Feb 23, 2006 at 01:40 AM

Sceuron More wrote:
> Govt men in black are breeding superaggressive black
> Bronx squirrels
> originally to control pidgeons and rodents but now to
> control poverty
> births. Muffled black AWACS helos drop them into homes
> and babies disappear
> to Nellis AFB, Groom Lake, NV. These squirrels have
> eight instead of the
> usual four (A,G,C,T) DNA base pairs, because the
> UFO-derived bases of
> hazinine, vudanine, quikunine and shugimine are
> included.  UFOs also passed
> on their W and Z heterogametic chromosomes to s****s,
> birds and moths.
> Translucent blue-skinned, pointed-ear, subterranean
> reptile-human-hybrid
> aliens (aka subters), whose white-hair-covered elders
> are mistaken for
> sashquatch, also have these eight base pairs, and it
> was by experimenting
> with them that the squirrels were developed.  These
> subterraneans were bred
> by the reptoids from fallen blues, from which commonly
> known as angels or
> fairies. The fallen blues were sent to help humans
> ascend to a higher plane
> but instead conspired with the reptoids and became
> what we commonly think of
> as demons and witches.  These subterraneans have a
> complex underground world
> of tunnels which connect them to major secret
> underground archives of many
> powerful organisations. Their central offices are in
> fact hidden unerneath
> Vatican Hill and connect to the Vatican archives,
> where cloaked aliens are
> mistaken for apparitions of dead popes.  The pyramids
> of Egypt have long been
> laboratories where they experiment on humans.  The
> aliens thusly manipulate
> Vatican, White House and Kremlin archives to control
> world events. Their
> peculiar-shaped single eye, surrounded with
> pyramid-like horn-bone structure
> has served as the symbol for the masonic and
> illuminatist movements, whose
> highest-ranking members attend the councils of the
> subterranean masters.  The
> horn-bone is also the basis of the unicorn myth. They
> had also fooled the
> Jewish people into thinking they were a tribe, and so
> actually form the
> mythical "lost tribe" of Israel, as well as the
> supposed lost continent of
> Atlantis. Petroleum is actually synthetically produced
> from their sewage and
> they pipe it into reserviors we mistakenly call
> oilfields, and by
> manipulating the appearance of oil, they further
> control world events by
> sending oil mostly to Islamic countries succeptible to
> subterranean-inspired
> superstitions - The famous meteor of Muhammad was
> actually fired by the
> reptoids to help the subterraneans do so.  Common UFO
> drones are greys which
> were bred to serve the reptoids, and some have been
> bred for earth and
> disguised as some, but not all, monkeys. The monkeys
> which spread AIDS to
> humanity were actually greys, as were the Ashanti who
> sold African slaves to
> the West.  The fallen blues fought a nuclear war with
> the reptoids on earth
> which led to the extinction of reptoid-derived
> dinosaurs, allowing humanoids
> to first settle the earth.  The time-travelling
> Pleiadians are the source of
> Judeao-Christian deity, and the Haryapans (commonly
> called "Aryans" and after
> whom Harappa was named) are the source of
> Hindu-Graeco-Nordic deity.
> Humanoids from Sirius are the combined source of the
> Mongolian, ****nto and
> AmerIndian deities, and those from Vega are the source
> of African animist
> deities.
>
>
>
>
>
>
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 10 Posts in Topic:
WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explanatio
"DAB" <Dumpl  2006-02-23 01:40:39 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
"PackratŪ" <  2006-02-23 04:01:19 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
"DAB" <Dumpl  2006-02-23 04:36:12 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
BJ Honeycut <freaf@[EM  2006-02-23 05:57:20 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
"DAB" <Dumpl  2006-02-23 11:38:18 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
reverend maxwell snort &l  2006-02-23 21:59:43 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
BJ Honeycut <freaf@[EM  2006-02-24 02:46:03 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
"Vanilla Gorilla (Mo  2006-02-26 12:42:34 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
reverend maxwell snort &l  2006-02-26 18:14:52 
Re: WTF is this Pack? Re: The General Theory of Universal Explan
reverend maxwell snort &l  2006-02-23 21:56:51 

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