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<description>S=E1bado, 19 de julio, a=F1o 2008 de Nuestro Salvador Jesucristo, Guayaquil, Ecuador =96 Iberoam=E9rica  (Felices Fiestas Julianas de Guayaquil 2008 a todas nuestras familias dentro y fuera de nuestras tierras. Muchas felicidades a todos y que se goc...</description>
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<description>Vendo coche seat ibiza, 1999 . en buen estado, color plata, Precio ,4900 euros. Precio 4566 Euros. Tfno: 91452123334 Puedes ver mi anuncio gratis en:  www.AnunciosGratis.de  Anuncios Gratis www.AnunciosGratis.de  Anuncios Gratis www.AnunciosGratis.de...</description>
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<dc:date>2008-07-18T10:43:28+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Re: Oh Well</title>
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<description>reverend maxwell snort me@use.net wrote in message  news:MPG.22e331b0c8ab7d279897fe@news.cavtel.net...  In article RuudnTVS9Kcp2uTVnZ2dnUVZ_gudnZ2d@comcast.com, ashamed@she-  sure-was-ugly.com says...  Since I cant get this group on the road, see eve...</description>
<dc:creator>Son of Serpent Esq ltjunior@[EMAIL PROTE...</dc:creator>
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<dc:date>2008-07-14T11:29:43+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Re: Ok need some info</title>
<link>http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.jiffyism/messages/5948.html</link>
<description>This is a multi-part message in MIME format.  ------=_NextPart_000_006C_01C8D69D.C39FF9F0 Content-Type: text/plain 	charset=Windows-1252 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable  These are all the groups I know of.   DAB DAB@dodgit.com wrote in me...</description>
<dc:creator>Klim from Canton ltashamed@[EMAIL PROTEC...</dc:creator>
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<dc:date>2008-06-25T08:30:46+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Post fathers day sermonation</title>
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<description>Preachers Pay Check  A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.  There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.  Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands ...</description>
<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle ltfanny@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
gt...</dc:creator>
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<dc:date>2008-06-17T07:13:39+00:00</dc:date>
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<description>look, no matter what you did for them on mothers day, they arent even  going to come close.</description>
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<dc:date>2008-06-15T09:12:09+00:00</dc:date>
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<description>S=E1bado, 07 de junio, a=F1o 2008 de Nuestro Salvador Jesucristo, Guayaquil, Ecuador =96 Iberoam=E9rica   (Cartas del cielo son escritas por Iv=E1n Valarezo)   EN JESUCRISTO RENACEMOS EN LA PERFECTA VOLUNTAD DEL CIELO:  Por su propia voluntad, nuestr...</description>
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<description>The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?  Suzy raised her hand and said, I think its your hands.  Why do you think its your ha...</description>
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<dc:date>2008-06-10T05:12:18+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Re: N Korea will turn South to ash</title>
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<description>On Apr 16, 11:14=A0am, Marilyn return_to_sender@address_unknown.net wrote:  The oppressors? =A0Why, they were flying the christian flag, of course.  Other Christians still dont consider Mormons to be Christian. =A0Hmm, but=  the  official name of the...</description>
<dc:creator>Rainbow Hawk ltHawk.Rainbow@[EMAIL PROTE...</dc:creator>
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<title>Re: N Korea will turn South to ash</title>
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<description>Well that was interesting about the Mormans being run out of Missouri. I  never heard that...too bad al qaeda wasnt that easy to run out of town... it would be interesting  to know what religous flag the oppressers were  waving... As far as the Catho...</description>
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gt
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<description>POOP--religion of the (Perpetually Outraged, Offended and Placated)</description>
<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle ltfanny@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
gt...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-20T19:57:16+00:00</dc:date>
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<description>http://s.current.com:80/items/88853133_pastor_accuses_obama_of_being_a_pimp</description>
<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle ltfanny@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
gt...</dc:creator>
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<dc:date>2008-03-19T14:13:17+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Questions</title>
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<description>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries   are getting dead?    Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there   is not enough money?    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billi...</description>
<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle ltfanny@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
gt...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-19T00:39:51+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>drugs in the tap water</title>
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<description>George Dubya Bushs new Universal Prescription Plan was unveiled today  as it was announced that trace amounts of prescription medication can be  found in the tap water and well water pretty much everywhere.    this announcement was nationally hailed ...</description>
<dc:creator>reverend maxwell snort ltme@[EMAIL PROTE...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-10T19:39:07+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>When NOT To Hyphenate Your Name</title>
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<description>When NOT To Hyphenate Your Name (Mature Content)  http://cbs13.com/slideshows/Married.Names.Hyphenate.20.462840.html?rid=0</description>
<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle ltfanny@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
gt...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-10T08:58:41+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Jiffy question of the day ......... Kosher</title>
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<description>What is the Haji word for Kosher?</description>
<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle ltfanny@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
gt...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-02T11:55:46+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>well, now...</title>
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<description>Some of you may know who Ambrose Bierce was, or have heard of the  Devils Dictionary.  Well, I have found Aesop styled fables by Ambrose  Bierce:  *** The Moral Principle and the Material Interest     A MORAL Principle met a Material Interest on a br...</description>
<dc:creator>reverend maxwell snort ltme@[EMAIL PROTE...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-10T20:49:06+00:00</dc:date>
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<description>Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. The couples all agreed an...</description>
<dc:creator>reverend maxwell snort ltme@[EMAIL PROTE...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-23T22:18:46+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>Christmas Party behavior</title>
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<description>Let this be a warning to you all  Published on Saturday, December 15, 2007   Verdict eludes jurors in castration trial   By Jennifer Calhoun Staff writer  LILLINGTON — Jurors in the Lillington castration trial deadlocked Friday  evening, with one jur...</description>
<dc:creator>Ferd Berfle ltfanny@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
gt...</dc:creator>
<dc:subject>Discussion</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-17T09:13:24+00:00</dc:date>
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<title>long sermon today</title>
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<description>reading today from the book of jiffy  chapters: Human and Disappointments  ***  Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at ...</description>
<dc:creator>reverend maxwell snort ltme@[EMAIL PROTE...</dc:creator>
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<dc:date>2007-12-15T09:38:02+00:00</dc:date>
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