Qurum: Why is it that they say the Pope is a virgin?
Cristan: Because he is emulating Jesus.
Qurum: But the Pope is old fart and ugly like Mother Teresa. They SAY nuns
and Catholic priests never have had it -- 7-Up or *** -- but I doubt it.
You Christians, you overidealistics and live baby fairy tales!
Cristan: No, Pope is emulating Christ. Christ died pure.
Qurum: Well, Pope and Teresa are so ugly, I admit I wouldn't be all that
_surprised_ ... !
Cristan: Are you poking fun at our Fairy Tale?!
Qurum: Well, maybe in a metaphorical sense. But Christ was 32 when he died
-- and even in the family-conscious modern day and age it's not uncommon
for people in their early- to mid-30's to not yet be married or have a
family yet. You instead, you primsters you Christians - you enter the
storybook at the same age level as your OWN children as you read them
stories as if your entire Bible is a Holy Primer!
Cristan: F**k you! You Muslims think you know everything!
Qurum: I hate to be blatant, but to show your hypocrisy, the most common
age/marital status of a Muslum terrorist or suicide bomber, is a single
male in their early- to mid-30's with no children at present.
Cristan: Well then, it is because Muslim terrorists are so similar to the
life situation of Jesus, that we HAVE TO ****tray Jesus as looking older!
Qurum: I admit everything with our faith not perfect at presence. But as
Christ was 32 when he was crucified and all your artistic images of him
look like 60 year old athletic man who dies his hair, I wonder: is this
Christendom's half-assed way of attempting to draw a ****trait of a very
young man with very wizened nature? May I suggest, that it is CHRIST who
instead was trying to emulate the POPE!
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